Women

About one per cent of women can orgasm solely through breast stimulation.
30% of women over the age of 80 still have sexual intercourse either with their spouse or boyfriends.

Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

Women who went to college are more likely to enjoy both the giving and receiving of oral sex than high school dropouts. (Amazing what one learns in college).

Women are most likely to want to have sex when they are ovulating.

Women with a Ph.D. are twice as likely to be interested in a one-night stand than those with only a Bachelor's degree.

According to Penthouse magazine, more women complain about infrequent sex than men do. Forty percent of women have said they had an orgasm while dreaming about sex. That number is 80% for men.

The frequency with which a woman has orgasms during her sleep actually increases as she ages during her childbearing years.

According to Playboy, more women talk dirty during sex than men

It's been estimated that one out of every two hundred women is born with an extra nipple.

A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.


Meh~ might as well post women facts up. I have tons more tho. ;)
And I still don't get to use the digest function! What's it for! -.-

Married And Still A Virgin

A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin." The husband being shocked, replied, "How's this possible? You've been married three times before." The wife responds, "Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was...oh, do I miss him!"

A Dog Named "Sex"

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on.

When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"

One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Me too!"

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." -- My case comes up next Thursday.

Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I couldn't live any longer so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend
so get yourself a dog.

Wedding Night

The true story of this mistake I relate to you as a reflection with ........ hope you can take lessons ...

Gates on the closing meeting rooms, lights extinguished. MusicKenny G broke the stillness in the room full historical bridal consultant for young couples. Oja look smug while sitting in front of cupboards combing hair I long to shoulder. Soft silk nightwear disarung Oja add more grace her body. Permufe also graced by the gift of marriage .. very beautiful scenery in the bridal room is located at the corner itu.Jun room while watching a beautiful crown belonging to imagine how his wife .... the first time he saw a woman internal .... Bed lamp lit green light I vaguely, air-con and I also run full brighten one's romantic. Oja ogle to June with a smile-proportioned, ball chocolate hazel colored eyes I berkerlipan bak kejora star, her face red and wet like a mirror I disirami water. Colored and smooth look lesung pipit ayuan to add more creatures of God's creation.

Oja put on the table and brush massage-massage neck I feel overwhelmed. "Abang tolong ..... Oja" with liquid spoiled and full of warmth Oja ask for help. "Neck Oja sakitlah" radio lagi.Jun go with the hand I merapati Oja terketar-Jitter, as a man he tried to stop feeling 'nervous' increasingly menggila.Dia regret it because I do not wear the pants, because when I used in this cloth has been reveal 'countours' I very prominent, but not harmfully force already in control again, quant laundry keluar.Jun already raised his hand while standing behind the collar Oja gospel soft.


Slow-Oja land he massaged the neck sometimes hand ... tersasul terurut shoulder. Oja only while staying close matanya.Tangan June increasingly LIGAT Oja.Dengan neck massage and touched his hand to slow him down directly to the chest and shoulders Oja. Oja still silent, he was holding and stroking arm-Wipe June "Abang tolong Oja open zip shirt ni?" Oja speech squeeze fingers while June, June is not saying anything, he only requested by Oja ......... berlonjak merriment in their hearts.

With slow him down zip shirt Oja and body part I look white again menggebu. Oja mengggunung the breast that have not yet touched the stream in June merasmikannya ask. but in June just zip down bajusahaja, he did not want to seem too greedy. Jari Oja jemari June aware that bland is crawling on the body-Stolon June Then cease disatu conference last stick in it .. how if felt to meet with notches revenge now drabble water river that flows belonging to Oja.

When this cloth without realizing it I have already used in tertanggal.Kini tibalah When the anticipated Oja for over 20 years .. Oja instrument has gained momentum in June .. very very aware of the desire described Oja. Oja groan "Ahhhhh !!!.. Abang .. Oja not hold fast !.... ni la bang ...". Heard groaning Oja, June felt like dilambung waves as high as 100 meters above the sea over the Titanic hindi ... Now jemari finger-June has been a drop in a smooth groove .. "Ahhh !!...." Oja screaming when soft fingers touched Abang loved ones during this hidden gem of a small hill ..... dicelah


"Abang ... do not let this desire .... hold Oja Oja .. Arhhh Tongkat native now !!!..." Oja has been flying with gems .... just wait .. June reject into the warm water feels smooth flow of wet natural cane ... Oja pinch because his feet could not hold the desire of revenge ravine which has been wet enough to be corrupted into something laparkan ...


"Tit .... .. tit tit tit ..... tit ..... .... .... tit tit" pager sound broke the night stillness full romantic. "Arghhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!... who stir pulak yg nie?" June complained in his heart. "... Alaahhhh who banggg tu?" Oja is extremely disappointed. "Cepatlah bang, go outside telephone kat tu" Jun quickly rushed out to the living room to me'response'pagernya.

In the living room look and father-in-law I was watching TV, children sedare Oja and uncle-aunt-uncle and aunt Oja also there together. their central talking noise. June obtaining telephone at the corner of the living room and press the number I listed pagernya. While he was pressing the numbers, the situation in the living room I was suddenly silent noise.


Each look towards June June turn towards them surprised .... he tried to smile ... I saw the stunned faces memekkan. In the ultra surprised that suddenly the father-in-law of speech, "Any fabric you jun?" "ASTAGHFIRULLAHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!" June screaming in the heart .............. ..... That story heheheheee ..