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Monday, December 28, 2009

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Qestion: Why is the “69″ position also called

the “smokers position?”

Answer: Because while she is smoking the cigar, he is cleaning the ashtray.

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Question: Why is sperm donation more expensive than blood donation?

Answer: Because it’s HANDMADE!!

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An old man married a young girl. On their wedding night, he showed five fingers to his young wife.

Young girl : “Ooh.. darling! 5 times?”

Old man : “No dear, choose which one do you prefer to start with?”

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Man 1 : “My wife is obsessed with cars. While asleep, she holds my bird and says’1st gear, 2nd gear”

Man 2 : “My wife is worse! She puts my bird inside her and say ‘Full tank please’.”

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Question : What is the closest thing that is similar to a woman’s period?

Answer : Your salary; it comes once a month, lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn’t come, it means you are in big trouble!

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Question : What is the smallest hotel in the world?

Answer : It’s Vagina Inn because it can only accommodate 1 standing occupant who must leave his 2 baggages outside!

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2 prostitutes were in a taxi, on their way home after “work”.

Bitch 1 : I smell sperm!

Bitch 2 : Sorry, I burped!

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